Matt: You know, Gary, sometimes I wish life was more like curling.
Gary: How so, Matt?
Matt: Well, curling's simple. You're either in the house or you're not. You don't cross the hog line. You don't take out the other team's rocks till 3 rocks are in play ...
Gary: Four rocks.
Matt: Huh?
Gary: Till four rocks are in play. It's called the Four Rock Rule.
Matt: Right.
Gary: And it's not called a curling team, it's called a rink.
Matt: I know. But it's confusing. We're playing on a rink.
Gary: We're playing on a sheet.
Matt: But we're in a curling rink.
Gary: It's a curling club.
Matt: Yeah .... You know life's pretty simple. I wish curling were simpler.
Gary: I hear ya.
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